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The retard banana

Barbara was so kind to buy me a banana on the way home from la yest. Unbeknownst to her, she picked the one without a stem to open tasty fruit with. I had to get maguyver on that biznitch and force it open with 2lbs of c4. She barbara laughing at me in the background?

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